Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Do I Really Need an Enlarged Penis? By Catherine

Now that I got your attention. What is up with spam these days? I FINALLY got a spam filter on my e-mail and thank goodness I can just click and delete on the hundreds of spam mail that I get in one day. First of all, I am a girl. I don't need an enlarged penis. Because I don't have one! And if I did, and I had a "small" issue, I definitely wouldnt buy a product online by a spammer guaranteeing me a mammoth one. And what about these guarantees that I can get a degree online? Last time I did that, I got my degree all right. Plus, I also got socked with a bill that I will eventually pay off when I am 102 years old. Got bad credit? These people can help you...not! Tried that one too. They helped me all right...right to the creditor's door. Now that one...I will be able to pay off when I am about...85 - which is only about 50 more years. Spammers Spammers go away! I tried to block my teenage son from the spammers. He had a child's e-mail account so no sexual predators would seek him out online. It's always something! Instead, he started getting e-mails about getting a mammoth penis. So much for protecting the children with a "child's only" account. So I had to explain to him about penis enhancers. Now there is a nice subject to discuss along with Algebra homework. I just had to vent, so thank you. I know that we all live in a spam filled world. And I know some of my girlfriends would love to run into the guy who purchased and used the 'mammoth penis enhancer' but as for me, I will just continue to use my spam filter and hope that someday it will all go away.

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